Season Finale

The children were running around, hectically moving trying to find where they were supposed to be. Parents had a blank look on their face. Some knew what to do but most were just confused, waiting in lines they didn't understand moving in a direction, if at all, that seemed less linear and more anarchic.

Voices that were meant to tell people where to go were coming from places no one could see, in a muffled tone that would embarrass a New York Subway conductor whose muffled announcement is more a series of static and non-static than actual language.

This is not a scene from Black Friday shopping at Target, nor is it opening day at the Yard, or the much anticipated opening of "Fantastic Four" (which I am pretty excited about). This is the annual Trophy Tournament Swim Meet. A gathering of hundreds of swimmers and their parents that capstones the summer season.

The excitement is overwhelming. Truly overwhelming. Maybe it's the smell of chlorine, the kids walking around without shoes on or the people that have lawn chairs set up in the gym that look like they're about to engage in a family cookout. Or maybe it's just the mayhem and fear that among all this disorder you arrived too late and somehow missed your child's event. But you don't even want to think about that. You just hope that the staging area is moving slowly enough to jam your children into their event/heat/lane seat.

Then you leave them in their waiting area, which must have a “No Parents” sign posted somewhere because you're the only one holding your child's hand, more to pacify you than him, then you leave to find a spot to watch.

Climbing the wet steps to the galley above the pool, thoughts of accidents and tripping fill your mind. Why aren’t theses steps dry? Surely this is a violation of many safety codes? And I'm the more reckless parent. Why is my wife so calm?
Upon entering the galley the first thing that hits you is the heat, which explains the Boeing 747 Jet size fan that is pointing to the audience. This place is hot, and why wouldn't it be? The last thing they want to do is cool a room whose money is well spent warming the water. Apparently this room was not set up to host such a big tournament on a day that reaches 95 degrees outside.

There's a problem. No one is in the pool swimming. If nothing else this is one of the most efficient competitions in existence. They have the uncanny ability to complete events that a community pool may takes hours, even days, to do. So what's the hold up?

Then the announcer starts reading off license plate numbers that are blocking parking lots, and they are holding us hostage until the cars are moved. Blackmail at its finest, truly a bold and impressive move, but it's hot. Really hot.


 Finally the race is back on track. The swimmers move on through their events. Our kids swim. Actual viewing time, exactly one minute. Scores are quickly posted. Families exit, most without any trophies, but an abundance of personal victories. And summer continues, as does the countdown to next year's season.